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The Escape by Kamackazi
The Escape
" Man , just have to get through this back door . They were so busy with the rest of the guys they never saw me. Man if I hadn't gone for another beer . Ok , Ok , stay calm , Good, nobody Im home free . Witches  or whatever . Just thought the place was abandoned  Now get to the truck , and
Im oooooooo giggle , tee hee , mmmm I know I'll go back and get my purse , and ask the other girls if they want to hit the Mall , Shoe sales for Fall are all over the place . "
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The Ex-Wifes Little Joke by Kamackazi
The Ex-Wifes Little Joke
Ron had been cheating on Beth with any number of professionals over the years so it was no shock when she found out and divorced him . A year later at Beth's request he went over to her home to get some belongings that she wanted to return . Ron didn't remember having any of the odd junk that Beth had , and wondered what the gag was. Rhonda found out what the gag was , but now that she is a professional she hardly ever gags herself.
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Im a Tool For any Fool by Kamackazi
Im a Tool For any Fool
The job application said " No experience required ", and Frank thought that fit him to the letter . He hoped it wasn't hard work , and he hoped it wouldn't involve to much mental stress.  Turns out Frankie is really happy with the job . She can't remember what she does most of the time , but it's fun , and not hard work.
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Walmart Woman Now by Kamackazi
Walmart Woman Now
Bobby Watowski was all mouth all of the time . Constantly running down somebody , thinking he was witty and funny , and clever as hell. While in the parking lot of a local shopping center he made a snide comment concerning Emmy Greenhill's size, and how she looked liked " One of those fat chicks that hang at Walmart. " Bobby can barely add and subtract now . Forming a coherent sentence takes major effort , but she can eat , and likes to flirt with dirtbags at liquor store as she waddles her way to Walmart.
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Just started doing commissions for a limited time to really get back in swing of chaos , and TF oddness. Limited time , B&W ,10$ a page. Chaos and insanity rule , best ideas done quickly , and I am already working on 2. So if you so desire throw out a concept and lets hash out the details.

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Kamackazi
Kamackazi
Artist | Professional | Traditional Art
United States
A working class curmudgeon with antisocial tendencies and a lame quality of sentimental gibberish and hyper reactive garbage that i attribute to an Irish gene, and too many Disney movies as a child. If i were a true Amerikun artist i would have a store at the mall reeking of early 14th century mystic crapola , and the ether of purgatory. Nothing is sacred , but everything is dangerous.

Current Residence: my house
deviantWEAR sizing preference: xxxl
Print preference: fingers
Favourite genre of music: whatever works
Favourite photographer: Man Ray,R. Mapplethorpe, D. Arbus.Mary Ellen Mark
Favourite style of art: that which distresses most
Operating System: food in food out
MP3 player of choice: in the attic
Shell of choice: stuffed
Wallpaper of choice: Washington Post
Skin of choice: smooth with tan options
Favourite cartoon character: Ruby the Dyke,Checkered Demon,Mr. Natural,and Bugs Bunny
Personal Quote: I used to think i knew stuff , but it was just more infomercials
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:iconbernardumaine:
Bernardumaine Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for faving 
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Matthew-young123 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Hey I don't mean to bother you but where's my drawing? And I would liked to be tged obese,bimbo,age regression.
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Pheagle-Adler Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015
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Nomad1978 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015
Thanks for the faves :D
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