You remember Ronnie and Calvin from over there in Rising Sun? Well they wouldnt listen . Had to go check out the stories about the Grotto down on the Big Elk. Well they got caught . Ronnie is working in the new casino over in Perryville as a waitress these last few months. Calvin , hell or whatever she calls herself now married some guy from New Orleans. All that gumbo, and cajun cooking has filled her out some i hear.Anyways you all laugh when I tell these stories and buys me drinks, but I am telling the truth . I know you guys are planning to check out the Grotto this weekend , and Im warning you boys, you want to come home in a skirt, and heels go ahead, You want to stay a man , stay away from that place. Now buy me another drink before you go and get turned into some bimbo.