Retro Opportunity Pg.3

We'll four years passed and i met a man . Vincent Malkmus, that works for IBM, so I knew he had a future. I could tell he was a chubby chaser, Hecky I was one when I was a boy. Anywho he was about 32 , I was 25 by now , and we got married . Im now Cynthia Jane Malkmus,and I'm a nympho it seems , must be remnants of my male libido , or something , anyway I'm knocked up. I'm getting fatter ,I'm 285 and I'm spending way more time at the beauty parlor , my hair is getting as massive as my ass, and  I'm cleaning house , cooking . Im sewing , and making baby clothes . I'm a housewife, and a nympho, and it's all good so far. Vince loves that I always pick the winners for the World Series and the pennants . Left over male sports interests put to good use. Well thats my story , baby is kicking, and I'm going to get out of these shoes into my bunny slippers and floral print housedress. I look like my grandmother , now I have the giggles again.